Bachelors learn about women than married guys; when they did not they would be hitched too. -H.L. Mencken
“a person is incomplete until he’s hitched. From then on, he could be completed.” -Zsa Zsa Gabor
“we have actuallyn’t talked to my partner in years. I did not wish to interrupt her.” -Rodney Dangerfield
No married guy is truly pleased if he’s got to take in even worse whisky than he used to take in as he ended up being solitary. -H.L. Mencken
A marriage is like a funeral except you will get to smell your flowers that are own. -Grace Hansen
If nature had arranged that husbands and spouses should have kiddies instead, there could not become more than three in dating service in Connecticut a household. -Lawrence Housman
“can you picture some sort of without guys?